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Bottle Demotivational Poster

Truth In Advertising -

EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason

TAGS: water bottle
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by motinet

jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:53 pm
Vapor distilled and reverse osmosis purification, and volcanic aquifers have greater purity then the poorly maintained municipal water systems. Also, my lab requires a purification system for any water used in GLP assays, so says the FDA
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:17 pm
Fizzy drinks would have similar stats, but with health problems too.


TAGS: recycle bottle chai river green
Rating: 4.11/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:31 pm
Woulda given it 5, but could just imagine my fat backside parked on it breaking some of those bottle necks, ouch! 4Ls


TAGS: sean bottle formula
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:41 pm
Another cute bunnie.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
Great pic. Too bad it was taken years before that fateful day arrived. So there!


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm

Behind Bars -

TAGS: finish bottle wake behind bars
Rating: 4.13/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:15 pm
I absolutely LUV this! It'll be going on the wall! 5 ROTFL lions!

LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE - Have a dose and a smile!

TAGS: lsd drugs humor bottles
Rating: 2.59/5

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Fatty - May 4, 2009, 1:52 pm
I can't stop smiling... some one please stop the ride, I want to get off!

LIFE SUMMED UP - The lifespan can be portrayed in four different beverages

"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!

HINDSIGHT - Is when you realize that hiding your ecstasy in a vitamin bottle while at your grandparents house was a bad idea.

SQUIRTING. - A water bottle can be fun for all ages. What? You sick perverts! For shame.

LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.

TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


TAGS: beer bottles headache
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:03 pm
If you factor in recovery time...
Reality Lord - July 12, 2010, 5:02 pm

nice...got a 5L from me but only because i had that stack back in the college days...argh!


PEE COLA - It don't matter if it's fresh or flat it still tastes like piss.

TAGS: coke bottle
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by MTNDEW

Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 7:03 am
Still better than cold coffee.


TAGS: no the beer bottle is not the narrator of this fuckin poster
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 12:51 am
Perfect. 2.9L

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED - Just throw a bottle, retrieve it and... Ruuun, dawg!

TAGS: crocodile bazilisk crocolisk bottle run
Rating: 2.75/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:50 pm
Description could've been Much better, as well as the picture


TAGS: put the bottle in your mouth and
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:13 am
Looks like they're both going topless. Nice one Face.

DENIAL - "Guess you're done feeding with the baby bottle? What does that leave?"


BOTTLE OPENER - Actually there's no need here. Just ask your friend if she can help you.

TAGS: no need for a bottle opener
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by whizz

Krissie - January 9, 2010, 8:08 pm
frightening...just plain FRIGHTENING


PARTIES - It's amazing what you find in the trash the next morning !

TAGS: party trash morning alcohol amaze bottle
Rating: 2.75/5

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CANADA - July 30, 2009, 4:20 pm
haha not quite. i wasnt no late blommer
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 4:18 pm
That's how he lost his virginity.
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 3:31 pm
every house party i have during university there are like ten of these passed out around my house/yard in the morning


LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.

TAGS: this girl is the lighter and a hotter girl would be my bottle opener never really had to explain my motifakes to this detail before guess i was gone longer than i thought
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by pieman

RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
I have a sudden urge to take up smoking.
BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 9:06 pm
Very nice Pie! Buns of steel...just sayin'


TAGS: beer shirt bottle opener cubby
Rating: 4.22/5

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abrams16 - July 19, 2010, 12:53 pm
Awesome where can I order one?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 5:27 am
Wink wink, forseti!
forseti - July 18, 2010, 5:13 am
Got a cap with opener. it sucks. real men open a bottle with any object available! :D


BEER BOTTLES - work in a pinch when your cravings for a penis get the best of you. Please swallow responsibly.

TAGS: beer bottles
Rating: 2.93/5

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GERBER - suck me, baby

TAGS: bottle
Rating: 2.8/5

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Proctology -

TAGS: bottle
Rating: 2.31/5

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murderblade - December 18, 2008, 1:10 am
too bad you cant see the brand name it would be a great advertisement.
Dude - September 2, 2008, 12:58 pm
It could also be a tribute to cheech and chong still smokin'
Sean - May 3, 2008, 2:33 am
I swear I meant this as a tribute to Seinfeld. Not as a ripoff.

RESPECT - You'll never get it now.

TAGS: bottle mouth respect
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by LP

DuDe - August 13, 2008, 5:08 pm
maybe not respect...but lots of dates

Rave Reviews -

TAGS: pantene shampoo bottle rave reviews
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 7, 2013, 12:24 am
Lol I AM in love lately
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 8:16 pm

Well~~unless the shampoo is really, really good. Then a small bottle is fine because it lasts for such a long time...
rerun - August 6, 2013, 8:02 pm

and here I thought size wasn't important
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 8:01 pm

I understand it's available in the gigantic, economy size.

Perspective -


TAGS: quarters drinking alcohol spin the bottle stripper bikini
Rating: 4.28/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:02 pm
5 poodles by the way
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:01 pm

Newfies -

HAPPINESS - It does come in a bottle... a huge bottle!

TAGS: happy girl drunk big bottle
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by SquirrelApex

mariand - June 15, 2012, 1:59 pm
They say, size don't matter...lol

PUNK ROCK - Comes in a pink bottle

TAGS: punk rock in pink bottle
Rating: 3.31/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:28 pm
Oh how the mighty have fallen...


TAGS: life time day genie bottle dream of jeannie favourite tv show barbara eden actress
Rating: 3/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:31 am
:-) It's mine too! Not so demot... but simply delicious: 4L

TERROR - Now In Bottles. And Different Flavors.

TAGS: terror bottle bottles store
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by malVs

Krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:37 pm
LMFAO! Good one, S Mart....
S Mart Clerk - May 11, 2008, 9:05 pm
Remember to Shop Smart, Shot S Mart! Terror? Aisle 5!

PHOTOSHOPPED - Because everything you see on the internet that makes no sense, must be a manipulated image

Bottles -

Heroes -

TAGS: wisconsin hero black sabbath bar beer bottle
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 21, 2016, 12:21 pm
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:01 am
Up yours, Ronnie and Ozzy thank you

Bottlecap Wisdom -

And you thought -

TAGS: new shampoo bottle
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 9:56 pm
....and another complaint will never be heard from all men everywhere.

The Last Straw -