Bottle Demotivational Poster
Truth In Advertising -
EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason
NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BOTTLE. -
TOO OLD TO NURSE -
Behind Bars -
LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE - Have a dose and a smile!
LIFE SUMMED UP - The lifespan can be portrayed in four different beverages
"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!
HINDSIGHT - Is when you realize that hiding your ecstasy in a vitamin bottle while at your grandparents house was a bad idea.
SQUIRTING. - A water bottle can be fun for all ages. What? You sick perverts! For shame.
LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.
KERMIT R.I.P. -
PEE COLA - It don't matter if it's fresh or flat it still tastes like piss.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED - Just throw a bottle, retrieve it and... Ruuun, dawg!
PULL THE TRIGGER -
DENIAL - "Guess you're done feeding with the baby bottle? What does that leave?"
BOTTLE OPENER - Actually there's no need here. Just ask your friend if she can help you.
PARTIES - It's amazing what you find in the trash the next morning !
FASHION CHOICES -
LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.
THE MOTHER OF INVENTION -
THAT'S NO GENIE -
BEER BOTTLES - work in a pinch when your cravings for a penis get the best of you. Please swallow responsibly.
GERBER - suck me, baby
RESPECT - You'll never get it now.
Rave Reviews -
HAPPINESS - It does come in a bottle... a huge bottle!
PUNK ROCK - Comes in a pink bottle
TERROR - Now In Bottles. And Different Flavors.
PHOTOSHOPPED - Because everything you see on the internet that makes no sense, must be a manipulated image
Bottlecap Wisdom -
And you thought -
The Last Straw -